Overheard while shopping at a thrift store. He was buying her a hat.
She: “Don’t forget to tell them about the senior citizen discount. Even though I don’t want to say I’m that old.”
He: “If you keep living, you get there.”
Style Soundbite: Too Old for That
Overheard in Venice, CA.
Girl: “Dad, are you going to pierce your nipples?”
Father: “No, sweetie. That’s not going to happen. I’m 46 years old and if I haven’t done it yet, I’m not going to do it.”
Style Soundbite: Big Foot
Overheard while shopping: “I’ve got big feet—I am very grounded on this earth.”
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